Today was one of those fucking days that just fucking sucked. Literally, nothing went right for me. First of all, I woke up and I had no television. It turns out that I didn’t pay my bill this month or last. I was driving down to the cable company office to pay the bill when my piece of shit van broke down. Now, I either had enough money to pay the cable bill or get the van fixed. That’s when some douche bag in a motor home stopped and offered his assistance. It wasn’t hard to figure out why he stopped, he definitely had a thing for my daughter.

I made a deal where he would fix my van, then he could fuck my daughter all that he wanted. Most of the time my daughter hates being pimped out, but it was fucking cold outside and the motor house was looking pretty warm. She jumps into the motor home and he says that he’s going inside to get his tools. Next thing I know, he’s driving away. Later, I found out that he fucked my daughter and covered her asshole with sperm. If I ever see him I’m going to kick his butt and then make him pay me for fucking my daughter and not fixing my van.

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