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Hey how you all doing out there. Been spending the past couple of days getting ready for X-Mas. had to do all the usual stuff. Havent had time to do a new comic, but I got one in the works. It will be about the Bush Spy Scandal. As usual George will find a way to bungle it, just like he did in Iraq, and everywhere he goes. Cheney, will probably have to help Bush figure it all out. Have a good xmas, and see you here soon. In the meantime if you havent seen them all. Heres a complete list of all the Political Comics.
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U.S. Airstrikes Take Toll on Civilians
Eyewitnesses Cite Scores Killed in Marine Offensive in Western Iraq

By Ellen Knickmeyer
Washington Post Foreign Service
Saturday, December 24, 2005; A01



RAMADI, Iraq -- U.S. Marine airstrikes targeting insurgents sheltering in Iraqi residential neighborhoods are killing civilians as well as guerrillas along the Euphrates River in far western Iraq, according to Iraqi townspeople and officials and the U.S. military.

Just how many civilians have been killed is strongly disputed by the Marines and, some critics say, too little investigated. But townspeople, tribal leaders, medical workers and accounts from witnesses at the sites of clashes, at hospitals and at graveyards indicated that scores of noncombatants were killed last month in fighting, including airstrikes, in the opening stages of a 17-day U.S.-Iraqi offensive in Anbar province.

"These people died silently, complaining to God of a guilt they did not commit," Zahid Mohammed Rawi, a physician, said in the town of Husaybah. Rawi said that roughly one week into Operation Steel Curtain, which began on Nov. 5, medical workers had recorded 97 civilians killed. At least 38 insurgents were also killed in the offensives early days, Rawi said.

In a Husaybah school converted to a makeshift hospital, Rawi, four other doctors and a nurse treated wounded Iraqis in the opening days of the offensive, examining bloodied children as anxious fathers soothed them and held them down.

"I dare any organization, committee or the American Army to deny these numbers," Rawi said.

U.S. Marines in Anbar say they take pains to spare innocent lives and almost invariably question civilian accounts from the battleground communities. They say that townspeople who either support the insurgents or are intimidated by them are manipulating the number of noncombatant deaths for propaganda -- a charge that some Iraqis acknowledge is true of some residents and medical workers in Anbar province.

"I wholeheartedly believe the vast majority of civilians are killed by the insurgency," particularly by improvised bombs, said Col. Michael Denning, the top air officer for the 2nd Marine Division, which is leading the fight against insurgents in Anbar province.

In an interview at a Marine base at Ramadi, Anbars provincial capital, Denning acknowledged that a city was "a very, very difficult place to fight." He said, however, that "insurgents will kill civilians and try to blame it on us."

But some military analysts say the U.S. military must do more to track the civilian toll from its airstrikes. Sarah Sewall, deputy assistant secretary of defense from 1993 to 1996 and now program director for the Carr Center for Human Rights Policy at Harvard, said the militarys resistance to acknowledging and analyzing so-called collateral damage remained one of the most serious failures of the U.S. air and ground war in Iraq.

"Its almost impossible to fight a war in which engagements occur in urban areas [and] to avoid civilian casualties," Sewall, whose center is a branch of Harvards Kennedy School of Government that focuses on issues such as genocide, failed states and military intervention, said in a telephone interview.

"In a conflict like Iraq, where civilian perceptions are as important as the number of weapons caches destroyed, assessing the civilian harm must become a part of the battle damage assessment process if youre going to fight a smart war," she said.

The number of airstrikes carried out each month by U.S. aircraft rose almost fivefold this year, from roughly 25 in January to 120 in November, according to a tally provided by the military. Accounts by residents, officials and witnesses in Anbar and the Marines themselves make clear that Iraqi civilians are frequently caught in the attacks.

On Nov. 7, the third day of the offensive, witnesses watched from the roof of a public building in Husaybah as U.S. warplanes struck homes in the towns Kamaliyat neighborhood. After fires ignited by the fighting had died down, witnesses observed residents removing the bodies of what neighbors said was a family -- mother, father, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old boy and 5-year-old boy -- from the rubble of one house.

Survivors said insurgents had been firing mortars from yards in the neighborhood just before the airstrikes. Residents pleaded with the guerrillas to leave for fear of drawing attacks on the families, they said, but were told by the fighters that they had no other space from which to attack.

Near the town of Qaim one day last month, a man who identified himself only as Abdul Aziz said a separate U.S. airstrike killed his grown daughter, Aesha. Four armed men were also found in the rubble of her house, he said.

"I dont blame the Americans. I blame Zarqawi and his group, who were using my daughters house as a shelter," said Abdul Aziz, referring to Abu Musab Zarqawi, leader of the foreign-dominated group al Qaeda in Iraq.

Abdul Aziz spoke beside his daughters newly dug grave, in a cemetery established for the 80 to 90 civilians who Anbar officials said were killed in the first weeks of the offensive. Several dozen new graves were evident, and residents said more than 40 victims of the fighting were to be buried that day alone. Witnesses saw only 11, all wrapped in blankets for burial. Residents said two of the 11 were women.

Abdul Azizs grandsons ascribed blame for their mothers death more pointedly. "She was killed in the bombing by the Americans," said Ali, 9, the oldest of three brothers.

Operation Steel Curtain is representative of a series of offensives in western Anbar that began in late April. Brig. Gen. James L. Williams of the 2nd Marine Division described them as a town-by-town campaign to drive out insurgents and establish a permanent Iraqi army presence in the heavily Sunni Arab region. Iraqi and foreign insurgents use the Euphrates River communities for bases and for logistics support to funnel money, recruits and ordnance from Anbar and neighboring Syria to fighters planning attacks elsewhere in Iraq.

Steel Curtain involved 2,500 U.S. Marines, soldiers and sailors and about 1,000 soldiers of the U.S.-trained Iraqi army, including newly established units of locally recruited scouts commissioned mainly for their knowledge of the area, the Marines said. As the Iraqi and U.S. forces moved through Husaybah, Karabilah and other towns, Marines said, they encountered scores of mines and insurgent-rigged bombs made from artillery shells or other ordnance. Ten Marines and 139 insurgents died in the offensive, the Marines said. They gave no totals for known civilian deaths.

Statements issued by the U.S. military during the offensive reported at least two incidents that were described as airstrikes unwittingly conducted on buildings where civilians were later found to have been present.

On Nov. 8, a man in Husaybah led U.S. and Iraqi forces to a house destroyed by U.S. airstrikes the previous day, Marines said. Searching the rubble, Iraqi troops and U.S. Marines found two wounded civilians -- a young girl and a man -- and recovered five bodies.

The Marines were told that fighters loyal to Zarqawi had forced their way into the house, killed two of the people inside and locked the rest of the family on a lower floor before using the building to attack Iraqi and U.S. forces clearing the neighborhood.

"The soldiers and Marines had no knowledge of the civilians being held hostage in the home at the time of the attack," Marines said in a statement. It could not be determined if that airstrike was the same as the one described by witnesses who watched removal of the dead family.

On Nov. 15, U.S.-led forces called in an airstrike after coming under small-arms fire from a building in the hamlet of New Ubaydi. Two men ran from the building waving white flags after the airstrike, followed by 15 male and female civilians, a U.S. Marine statement said.

Marines described other instances of insurgents hiding among civilians in Anbar, including occasions when they dressed as women and tried to pass unnoticed among townspeople fleeing the battles. Residents, local officials and emergency workers said insurgents often sheltered among civilians in urban neighborhoods.

Arkan Isawi, an elder in Husaybah, said he and four other tribal leaders gathered to assess the damage while the operation was still underway and identified at least 80 dead, including women and children. "I personally pulled out a family of three children and parents," he said.

An exact count, however, was impossible, he said. "Anyone who gives you a number is lying, because the city was a mess, and people buried bodies in backyards and parking lots," with other bodies still under rubble, Isawi said.

Townspeople, medical workers and officials often exaggerate death tolls, either for effect or under orders from insurgents. However, accounts from other officials and residents are borne out at least partially by direct observation of bodies and other evidence.

The accounts of U.S. Marines and Iraqi civilians of airstrikes often diverge sharply.

On Oct. 16, for instance, a U.S. F-15 pilot caught a group of Ramadi-area insurgents planting explosives in a blast crater on a road used by U.S. forces, Denning said. The F-15 dropped a bomb on the group, and analysis of video footage shot by the plane showed only what appeared to be grown men where the bomb struck, Denning said. After the airstrike, he said, roadside bombs in the area "shut down to almost nothing.

"That was a good strike, and we got some people who were killing a lot of people," Denning said.

Capt. Jeffrey S. Pool, a spokesman for the 2nd Marines, said it was not possible that children were killed in that strike unless they were outside the range of the F-15s camera.

Residents, however, said the strike killed civilians as well as insurgents, including 18 children. Afterward, at a traditional communal funeral, black banners bore the names of the dead, and grieving parents gave names, ages and detailed descriptions of the children they said had been killed, witnesses said. The bodies of three children and a woman lay unclaimed outside a hospital after the days fighting.

American commanders insist they do everything possible to avoid civilian casualties, but overall, Denning said, "I think it would be very difficult to prosecute this insurgency" without airstrikes.

The precision-guided munitions used in all airstrikes in Anbar "have miss rates smaller than the size of this table," Denning said in the bare-bones cafeteria of one of several Marine bases around Ramadi. He said that officers at Ramadi and at the Marines "lessons learned" center in Quantico coordinate each attack using the best intelligence available. "I have to sell it to about two or three different chains of command: What are you doing to make sure there are no civilian casualties? " Denning said.

Sewall, the former Pentagon official, also said air power often is the best means for taking out a target more cleanly than ground forces could. But, she said, U.S. forces dont do enough after the airstrikes to figure out whether each one succeeded in hitting the intended targets while sparing civilians.

Marine officers said their lessons-learned center at Quantico did not try to assess civilian casualties from attacks. At the Pentagon, routine bomb-damage assessments rely heavily on the examination of aerial photos and satellite images, which Sewall said were "good for seeing if a building was hit, but not as good for determining who was inside."

"I have enormous respect for the extent to which U.S. air power has become discriminate," Sewall said. "But when youre using force in an urban area or using force in an area with limited intelligence," and facing an enemy actively "exploiting distinctions between combatants and noncombatants, air power becomes challenging no matter how discriminate it is.

"When it comes to the extent to which they are minimizing civilian harm, the question becomes: How do you know?" Sewall said.

Staff writer Thomas E. Ricks in Washington contributed to this report.


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AP
Ex-Enron Exec in Negotiations for a Plea

Excerpt: HOUSTON - Prosecutors and attorneys for Enron Corp.s former chief accounting officer, Richard Causey, are in negotiations on a plea bargain on the eve of trial for founder Kenneth Lay and former CEO Jeffrey Skilling, according to people familiar with the discussions.
If Causey agrees to a deal to plead guilty, his cooperation could prove enormously helpful to the governments case against Lay and Skilling. All three face trial next month.



H.L.s take
Bushs buddy Ken Lay, has been sitting on a beach somewhere for the last 3 years, while others take the fall for what he was in charge of. I hope this guy spills the beans on Lay, who can then rat out Bush and Cheney to save his own worthless hide.


Powell: Nothing Wrong With Eavesdropping

Excerpt:
But he added, "My own judgment is that it didnt seem to me, anyway, that it would have been that hard to go get the warrants. And even in the case of an emergency, you go and do it."

The New York Times reported on its Internet site Friday that the NSA has traced and analyzed large volumes of telephone and Internet communications flowing into and out of the United States. The program bypassed the secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court.



H.L.s take
The Whores Whore comes through once again. Colin Powell will never stop saying what is lord and master George W. Bush, wants to hear. Anyone who thinks Powell has any decency whatsoever has no idea what is really going on.



Schwarzeneggers Name Removed From Stadium

Excerpt:
Many Europeans have scorned the United States use of capital punishment in general, and Schwarzeneggers refusal to grant clemency in particular. They are now waiting to see how Schwarzenegger deals with the scheduled Jan. 17 execution of a 75-year-old inmate.


H.L.s take
Arnold killed Tookie for one reason, and one reason only. Its what Bush wanted, Im sure Bush got Arnold on the phone and told him, remember Arnold we are Nazis first. Your grandfather was a Nazi SS officer, and my Grandfather was Hitlers personal Banker. You better do the right thing and kill this bastard. The 75 year old who is up next will soon be joining Tookie no doubt about it.


San Jose Mercury News
More Americans growing weary of civil liberties sacrifices.

Excerpt:
NEW YORK - Commentator Robert Novak, who hasnt been seen on CNN since swearing and storming off the set in August, will leave the network after 25 years and join Fox News Channel as a contributor next month.


H.L.s take
Some of the smart people are starting to wake up and realize that no amount of giving up civil rights for safety will ever stop our Government from attacking us again like they did on 9/11. So why let them have unlimited power, make them take it from us rather then give it away. Of course Congress will be no help, they want the federal Goverment to be our slave owners just as much as Bush does.


Cnet
E-tracking, coming to a DMV near you

Excerpt: The U.S. Department of Transportation has been handing millions of dollars to state governments for GPS-tracking pilot projects designed to track vehicles wherever they go.

H.L.s take
Yet another example of how Government wont be happy until we are living in a more restrictive environment then exisisted in Orwells 1984



War Without End
Israel is the reason America is at war


Excerpt:
In a revealing disclosure, Bush aid and the executive director of the 9/11 commission, Philip Zelikow, openly stated the real reason for the war is Israels security. Below is a link to the article covering this vital issue, as well as the article itself. http://ipsnews.net/interna.asp?idnews=23083

In addition to Philip Zelikow speaking out about Americans dying for Israel, US Senator Ernest Hollings wrote in an article published in three different newspapers http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/8609339.htm that Bush started the unnecessary war in Iraq to please Americas Jews and the state of Israel. When the Jewish organization, the Anti-Defamation League, told him to apologize, Hollings refused http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/8699824.htm In fact, the Senator actually said, “You cant have an Israel policy other than what AIPAC gives you around here,” http://www.middleeast.org/launch/redirect.cgi?num=541&a=30 Its very unusual for a US politician to openly tell the truth about Israels unnatural power over US politicians. Maybe the fact that Hollings is retiring played a part in his decision to be honest. Since hes retiring, AIPAC cant threaten his political career for being honest.



Counterpunch
Talkin About the "I"-Word
By RALPH NADER



Excerpt:
An illegal, criminal war means that every related U.S. death and injury, every related Iraqi civilian death and injury, every person tortured, every home and building destroyed become war crimes as a result--under established international law.




Global News Matrix
Ho, ho, ho, boys and girls! On FOX News Channel, Santas a Republican!

Excerpt:
On this mornings FOX & Friends 1st, hosts Brian Kilmeade and Alisyn Camerota interviewed a personage billed only as "The White House Santa." This Santa, however, proved to be a partisan and broke the sacred Christmas tradition that Santa Claus is a magical fellow whose only interest is bringing joy to the faces of children at Christmas time. Santa loves ALL children everywhere, not only Republican children with families that support George Bush.


Chicago Tribune
Beyond the imperial presidency


Excerpt:
Even people who should be on Bushs side are getting queasy. David Keene, chairman of the American Conservative Union, says in his efforts to enlarge executive authority, Bush "has gone too far."
Hes not the only one who feels that way. Consider the case of Jose Padilla, a U.S. citizen arrested in 2002 on suspicion of plotting to set off a "dirty bomb." For three years, the administration said he posed such a grave threat that it had the right to detain him without trial as an enemy combatant. In September, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit agreed.




L.A. Times
Levees Weakened as New Orleans Board, Federal Engineers Feuded


Excerpt: NEW ORLEANS — When the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and New Orleans levee officials joined forces in July 1985 to protect the city from a long-feared hurricane, the two agencies could not agree on how to proceed. It was the beginning of a dysfunctional partnership that ushered in two decades of chronic government mismanagement.- [Read more]

Middle East.com

Two US pilots killed in helicopter crash in west Baghdad, two soldiers killed in separate attacks in Iraq


Excerpt:
BAGHDAD – Four US servicemen were killed in Iraq Monday, the US military announced Tuesday.
Two US pilots were killed when their military helicopter crashed in west Baghdad Monday evening, the military said Tuesday.
"There was no hostile fire involved," it said, giving no further details.
A US soldier also died when his patrol came under rocket-propelled grenade attack in Baghdad.
And another soldier, serving with the 2nd Marine Division, died of wounds received from small arms in Khalidiyah, in western Iraq.
This brings the US military death toll since the start of the war to at least 2,166, according to an AFP count based on Pentagon figures.


H.L.s take
Too bad Congress doesnt care about our soldiers getting killed in Iraq, even after all that has come out. Oh yeah thats right they are for themselves and against us.



Rense.com
Bush Arrogantly
Ignores FOIA Demand


Excerpt: * The White House and DOD have failed to turn over WMD evidence after 500,000 Americans signed a petition delivered to Bush six months ago. He also has failed to answer questions or turn over documents requested by 52 Congressmen after the Downing Street Memo also surfaced in May. Many observers feel Bush thinks hes above the law, acting like Hitler in Nazi Germany.


H.L.s take
What now they think that Bush is going to suddenly start playing by the rules. Hey Democrats, get a majority in the house and senate, and then you can start trying to do something about Bush, but first you have to fix the Voting scams the Republicans are perpetrating. Too bad they are unwilling to do that, so just shut up OK?



AP
New Orleans Police Shoot, Kill Man on Tape

Excerpt:
When he reviewed his videotape, Percy said, he saw a small knife in the mans hand. The tape, broadcast nationally, appears to show about a dozen officers taking part in the confrontation.
Trey Brokaw, a patron at a nearby bar, said he saw the victim with a knife in his hand shortly before the shooting. "I didnt see anyone near him," Brokaw said. "It didnt seem like anyone was going to get hurt to me."


H.L.s take
Once again a person who was no danger to anyone but himself is gunned down in cold blood by the cops. The message clearly is If you do anything except obey a cops every order down the T then you will be eliminated. When was the last time a cop was found negligible in a shooting. It just doesnt happen.



Alternet
Are You Being Tracked?


Excerpt:
It looks fairly innocuous, a metal-and-plastic square with wires coiled up like an angular snail, a lot like the anti-theft tag youd find if you pried apart a book youd just bought at a chain store. But its a Radio Frequency Identification tag, RFID for short, and each one has a tiny antenna that can broadcast information about the product, or person, to which it is attached.



Guardian U.K.
US embassy close to admitting Syria rendition flight


Excerpt: The US embassy in London was forced to issue a correction yesterday to an interview given by the ambassador, Robert Tuttle, in which he claimed America would not fly suspected terrorists to Syria, which has one of the worst torture records in the Middle East. A statement acknowledged media reports of a suspect taken from the US to Syria.



Capitol Hill Blue
Are we that good? Damn right we are


Excerpt:
“Why is it,” the emailer who signed their name only as “skeptical” wanted to know, “that your story about President Bush’s remarks about the Constitution has not been reported by any other news media? That convinces me that it must be untrue. Why is it that you have sources that no one else seems to have? Are you that good?”



Global News Matrix
NSA just one of many federal agencies spying on Americans


Excerpt:
Spying on Americans by the super-secret National Security Agency is not only more widespread than President George W. Bush admits but is part of a concentrated, government-wide effort to gather and catalog information on U.S. citizens, sources close to the administration say.
Besides the NSA, the Pentagon, Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Homeland Security and dozens of private contractors are spying on millions of Americans 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.




Washington Post
Bloggers, Money Now Weapons in Information War

Excerpt:
BAGHDAD -- Retired soldier Bill Roggio was a computer technician living in New Jersey less than two months ago when a Marine officer half a world away made him an offer he couldnt refuse.

Frustrated by the coverage they were receiving from the news media, the Marines invited Roggio, 35, who writes a popular Web log about the military called "The Fourth Rail" ( http://www.billroggio.com ), to come cover the war from the front lines.
He raised more than $30,000 from his online readers to pay for airfare, technical equipment and body armor. A few weeks later, he was posting dispatches from a remote outpost in western Anbar province, a hotbed of Iraqs insurgency.- [Read more]

An Alaskan Airlines McDonnell-Douglas MD-80 was getting ready to take off for Seattle, on a flight from Burbank. A baggage handler from an outsourced company that Alaskan Airlines hired to replace the baggage handlers who had previously worked for the company itself (at a greatly reduced rate to Alaskan of course) bumped his baggage cart into the plane, which caused a popping sound that resulted in a 12 inch by 6 inch hole to be ripped into the fuselage about 20 minutes after take off. This caused the plane to lose compression, and painfully eviserate the passengers eardrums. Oxygen masks were deployed and the flight crew managed to get the plane back to Seattle safely. The baggage handler later claimed that he bumped into the plane so slightly that he didnt even bother to report it. Now he may be charged with a hit and run accident. This is not the first time Alaskan Airlines has had big trouble, in 2000 a flight from Puerto Vallarta Mexico, to San Francisco An Alaskan MD-80 crashed into the Pacific Ocean off Ventura Ca. killing all 88 people on board. Shoddy maintenance was blamed for the crash due to poor lubrication of the tail section of the plane. The story does not say whether Alaskan outsourced mechanics but the jist of this story is clear. Alaskan Airlines (and other small time airlines that engage in outsourcing practices) care much more about making a few more dollars profit then they do about their customers safety. I have never flown Alaskan and never will. Think about this next time you book a flight. -HL

LA Times
Bump by Baggage Cart Leads to Emergency Landing- [Read more]

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Happy New Years Eve.
Ive have compiled a list of the best of H.L.s Comics for 2005. Actually January 3, is the one year anniversary of the first Comic. Maybe I will have to put this list up again in 4 days. Ok here they are, I narrowed it down to the top 17, (Out of 211 Comics) this list is compiled from the comics with the most hits, as well as my personal favorites. Hope you like them. (You will have to scroll down on some of these links.

17.
Bush: On The Road Again For Social Security

16.
John Roberts Smoking The Good Stuff

15.
Scott McClellan Holds A Press Confrence

14.
The Monkey Speaks To The Graduates

13.
Kings Of The World

12.
Full Metal Bush 2

11.
Does This Man Look Happy

10.
Bush And Blair Finally Tie The Knot

9.
Hey You Kids Get Off My Lawn

8.
George Bush Goes Nuculur

7.
How Do You Know When Bush Is Lying

6.
Its Just A Piece Of Paper

5.
I’m Telling My Mother On You

4.
Bush Live On Location

3.
Howard Dean Gives Balls Lessons To Democrats

2.
Who Locked The F**king Door?

1.
Bushie You Can Drive My Car

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Cluster Bang 2 is good solid XXX jackin material. Not a lot of fake frills and drudgy drama. Picture some fun times where guy meets girl meets guy meets girl meets guy meets girl…hormones are racing, endorphins are in the air and the fucking gets going and where it stops nobody knows. Now an easier way to picture that scenario is just watch this movie, cos that’s what it is.

Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate bunnies. This movie is filled with chocolate bunnies, and between now and easter, we’ll look at a few of these steamy sweet cream-filled chocolate movies.

These Jamaican jiggaboo jungle-bunnies show us why so many people cum to the Caribbean…butts, boobs, and buds. My problem with this flick is that we all know that in the Caribbean they have these awesome party places, like Club Hedonism with far out and kinky group action where, unlike in this movie, the chicks happily take multiple cocks and multiple loads…why the hell isn’t that happening in this movie? I mean they’re hot enough and all, but unfortunately the movie is not as hot as hot chocolate can be…give me that stuff that scolds the roof of my mouth.

Afro Caribbean Style gets a disappointing two cocks-up, but keep your eyes open cos more chocolate bunnies will cum your way over the next couple weeks.

Phar-out, phat ass and phunky…a geography lesson inside a porn movie. Every now and then I have wondered, “Just where is the Hershey highway? And how do I get there from here?”…I’d always figured it was in Pennsylvania…some anal retentive Amish town or something, but now I have discovered that it is in Rio.

Like man…maybe it’s all the spicy food…the Montezuma’s revenge…the spicy rings of fire, but dude these chicks take it up the ass, like their ass is swallowing the cock more than their ass is being fucked by the cock.

Four posterior pounded puta scenes from chicks who show that for sluts like them who really like it deep, the door that’s always open is the backdoor. I must say though I found it disappointing that unlike other movies similar to this, even though no question about it, these chicks were sluts, they only did one dude at a time. If I’m gonna be watching some ass-slut chick getting drilled I’d rather go all the way with it and see her getting double drilled multiple times.

Rio Style gets a solid throbbing three cocks-up.

Okay this is an awesome movie with a case of a mixed-up title…these sluts do not so much tame cock as get tamed by it like a lioness getting trained by the lion tamer’s whip. These are chicks who love cock and get treated to an abundance of it giving them a chance to demonstrate to us that they are happy to take it in any and every hole and totally dig shooting the splooge.

Five splattertastic scenes of extreme slutty action explode on your screen and your senses, cos these chicks, either on their own or paired up for a dynaslut duo of dick decadence push the limits of hardcore action as well as the limits of their orifices…double mouth fucking, double pussy, double penetration…like double everything dude, if you like seeing slut action at its finest, check this one out.

Cock tamers gets a very untame four cocks-up.

Exsqueeze me, I thought porn was supposed to be hot or a turn-on. Sure, everybody’s got their little kinks and fetishes (if this is a kink it sure is a little one) but this movie makes me think that I’m watching some comedy made by the Wayans family (yknow the Scary movie dudes) when they were all whacked out on some weird shit after spending too many hours playing their gnomes on world of warcraft.

Like sure there’s sex in this, but man it’s hard to believe these are actually real people…sure they’re supposed to be aliens, but it still doesn’t make it sexy. If I wanna watch a movie about alien sex, then count me in to be like Captain Kirk and get to fuck all these big-titted blue skinned exotic looking chicks that stand taller than my knee, not something that looks like it should be a garden gnome in my front yard.

All I know is, after watching this movie, I totally gotta go check out a movie for tomorrow before I’m scarred for life and I will leave you with the words of our modern day sage and bard Randy Newman; “Short people got no reason to live…they got beady little eyes…don’t want no short people…you gotta pick em up just to say hello…they got little voices going squeak squeak…”

Well you get my point, but Double Midgetation doesn’t get any, zero cocks-up.

A flick that totally rules as far as blowjob movies go cos these sluts totally dig swallowing a cock and whatever loads they can get to explode out of it. Personally I dig there to be some real in and out pussy filling action as well as just blowjobs when I’m watching porn, but these babes do give a righteous showing as sluts who love the cock. Okay yeah…the moronic title being a Doors rip-off kinda bites like, if you wanna do something that assinine then make an anal movie and call it Backdoor Man.

A decadent decatant of splooge-splashing slut soaking scenes and in most of these we get two chicks for each lucky throat fucking guy as they demonstrate how much they crave forcefully going down on these fucksticks…like this is not one of those blowjob movies where some asian chick gently licks away and holds her mouth slack and open while it gets fucked without any expression from her. These are chicks that go orally crazy on cock and totally get off on seeing, swallowing or spraying the loads of cum that they unleash from these lucky bastards.

Cum On Baby Bite My Wire 2 doubles its own two with four cocks-up. It would’ve gotten a better score if I’d seen that these chicks loved fucking as much as they loved sucking.

With yesterday’s review of Butt Munchers and today’s review of Foot Traffic I am no longer sure whether the big O in sex-talk refers to the word orgasm or Olfactory. I mean wow, like people totally get off on the smell of sweat…after watching these movies, I bet the reason Kate Hudson bitched about Matthew McConaughey was that he was making her have spontaneous orgasms and totally wetting herself and that must’ve been her problem with his b.o. (which also I now assume stands for big orgasm).

Okay…now I can get how maybe somebody can be all fucked up and just going wild with whatever but I guess this movie is also geared to people who have a stocking fetish…personally I can’t see the taste of nylon getting me off, but whatever. We get three thole thucking thcenes of some cock and cum-crazed nymphos who totally get off on getting their toes sucked and nibbled and are more than happy to return the favor of having their feet fondled fetish catered to with some lust-driven sucking and fucking for the lucky dude who also obviously was getting pumped up from the pungent smell and taste of these babes peds.

Foot Traffic boggles me with the amount of odor-driven orgasms inundating porn but nevertheless gets itself three satisfied cocks-up.

Watching this movie makes me think that they should make a porn version of Dr Seuss’s classic The Lorax…and yknow you can just totally see Ron Jeremy as The Lorax, short little hairy dude with wild hair and a big walrus mustache…totally sounds like it was written for him. I mean, if someone did [...]- [Read more]

Today’s video clip is from the members area of The Fetish Club. Inside their Video Theaters they have a huge section of feeds called “The Abyss” because it has a nearly bottomless collection of videos. One of the monthly features there is the “Cyberfold Girls.”

I liked this clip because to me it shows how sensual it can be just to touch a woman’s face. And how much some women like being touched, even if it’s just their face you’re touching. Fortunately this clip is just the beginning of the massage. From her face he moves down to her neck, shoulders, breasts, and her belly. Her feet get attention, her thighs, and of course her sweet pussy does too.

Cyberfold Girls are sort of like the pet of the month, but with more sex thrown in to complete the picture. Gia shows off all her assets and then gives you a choice of toys for her to play with. In her interview Gia says she’d like to fuck Steve Colbert, and we’re warning him that this little Miami hottie is one serious chick. She admits she once gave a hot guy vodka shots while she drank water, so he wouldn’t put up a fight later.

If you’re already a member of The Original Fetish Club, just head over now and login now to check out Gia. If you’re not a member yet, you can take the tour here.

Magazine and radio ads for Enzyte made the “male enhancement” pill sound like a sure thing. The ads featured a glowing customer satisfaction survey, testimonials from happy Enzyte users, a promise of better sex within 30 days and a claim that a Harvard doctor developed the pill’s formula. But a company executive who helped sell Enzyte says [...]- [Read more]

These teens are breaking their curfew to bring The Whackman hot, juicy, ass-pounding teen sex! It’s Teens Goin Wild 7.Sabrina is a cute blonde with an angel face. She has a tight little body featuring an adorable set of small perky boobs and a nice little butt. Mr. Pete comes in and whips out his [...]- [Read more]

"Dad, this is my boyfriend." Some of the hardest words for a father to hear and a trigger for one of the biggest psychological gearshifts we will ever have to make.

No matter how many books we’ve read or theories we’ve spouted, I know of no father who doesn’t break out in a cold sweat at the mere thought of any boy so much as laying a finger on his cherished little girl, let alone indulging in something more intimate.

My friend Pete said one of the toughest moments of his life was smiling in a friendly, welcoming manner when introduced to his gorgeous 17-year-old daughter’s boyfriend, while his mind churned with horrific thoughts about exactly what this testosteronic teenager probably wanted to do with her given half a chance. Just as we resist the notion of our own parents having sex, so most of us struggle with the idea that our daughters might do the same thing.

We’re caught in a gender trap here. A son’s evolution to manhood is usually a source of pride, wonder and sage advice from us, but as our girls become women, we begin to battle demons that used to be kept at bay with strict rules and a dark silence. These days, we must confront our fears and our daughter’s needs, and find a way that leads to emotional security for both of us.

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Covergirl Sativa Rose has the Whackman wanting to Bang It right fuckin now. Let’s do this motherfuckers.Lucy Lee and Haley Paige tease outside, overlooking a canyon. Inside, they introduce themselves and tell us that they’re doing each other and Sascha today – he runs into the scene with a raging hard-on. The sluts drop to [...]- [Read more]

Here’s a suggestion for the people developing the Firefox web browser. That little orange fox curled up around the globe of the earth is a nice logo, really it is. But come on. If a company wants us to look at their logo on our browser, wouldn’t you rather they made us look at this one?

Boobs, tits, knockers… What else do you need when you have two luscious ta ta’s right in your face? Knowing that these girls are all Totally Stacked is all it takes for The Whackman to get going! Jamie is on a stair machine wearing a pair of sheer black panties and a white net [...]- [Read more]

“If we taught driver’s ed the way we teach sex education,” says the professor, his voice assuming a deep, mocking tone, “we’d be saying things like, ‘Stay away from the car. Don’t stand next to the car.’ Yeah, right.”
So it’s a perfect time to teach sex these days if you’re on a college campus, says Robin Sawyer, a public health professor at the University of Maryland.

At 55, the former soccer striker from Yorkshire, England, has been lecturing students on the perils and payoffs of sex for 22 years. He teaches human sexuality to five sections a year; four of them have more than 200 students. This means about 16,000 students have heard him lecture on everything from crocodile dung (an early recipe for female contraception) to foot fetishes, with anatomy, childbirth, infections and lots of other practical details thrown in.

Students raised on a tell-all media diet are eager to talk about everything, have done a good bit of it, but don’t know very much. How strange: They have walked the walk, but they can’t talk the talk.

So great is student interest in learning how to talk intelligently about such matters that each semester, Sawyer’s course has a waiting list of 100 students or more. This means most of the students are seniors, who get first pick, rather than freshmen, who might benefit more from the course.

The class topic last Tuesday was contraception. Sawyer arrived at the College Park auditorium in khakis and a navy polo shirt and carrying a bag of birth control pills, patches and other props. He scribbled types of contraception on the giant blackboard in order of effectiveness — Norplant, Depo Provera, oral conception and condoms among them — knowing that three-fourths of the students there were probably sexually active, half of them since they were 17, and probably fewer than half were using condoms to prevent pregnancy or reduce the possibility of disease.

“The most common form of contraceptive device is prayer,” Sawyer says, with the accent that ruled a worldwide empire by its tone of utter authority. Picking up on the students’ puzzled faces he adds: “You make a bargain with God. ‘Just this once,’ you say.”

And: “Fifty percent of you aren’t using any birth control method except withdrawal. Here’s what you say: Sex just happened, it wasn’t planned. Or, you broke up with your boyfriend and went off the pill. Or you were so drunk you don’t know what happened.”

After running through the methods of birth control, he encourages the questions to fly.

Does going off the pill, then on again, affect how well it works? a young man asks. (Short answer: “Yes.”)

Some women who have been on the pill say they ended up having trouble getting pregnant later. Is that true? (”There’s no scientific evidence to prove that.”)

I have these incredibly heavy periods. Will the pill help that? (”Perhaps.”)

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Give em an inch and they’ll take a mile. Marriage vows mean nothing to these hot, horny housewives who crave big black cock. While their husbands are away, these slutty home-makers will play with some big bad black cocks. Nobody suspects a thing as thick dark meat is stuffed deep into the moist mouths [...]- [Read more]

A Welsh street name was supposed to be called Cae Onnen (Ash Meadow), but was printed as Cae Onan… Masturbation Meadow [19 Nov 2007]

The Whackman needs a fuckin seatbelt because The Whackman is going on a Test Drive with some of these whores. The Whackman wants some good performance, with an emphasis on how these sluts handle the bumps and grinds. Let’s do this. Brittney lies back on a bed wearing some black and [...]- [Read more]

Carmen Electra was part of a mob scene in Montreal’s downtown club strip, where she was hosting a burlesque performance at the Opera Nightclub.

There, the two-time Playboy cover girl was jetted in to introduce the "Belluscious" act. And while she wasn’t actually going to be getting up to any sexual antics on stage herself, the crowd was eager to see if they could press the flesh with the former Mrs. Dennis Rodman.

"I’m just a girl from Cincinnati, Ohio, who had big dreams and managed to get here," she told the Globe, shortly before heading onstage. Born Tara Leigh Patrick (her stage name was supplied by none other than the artist currently known as Prince), Electra is also busy shilling her latest video, another entry in her hugely popular Aerobics Striptease series.

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But don’t let the sexy persona fool you: Electra has something to state about culture and politics. She concedes the American psyche has a split personality when it comes to sex. Americans clearly have a healthy libido, while also retaining a seriously puritanical streak. Thus the same culture that spawned the likes of Madonna, Britney Spears and Electra can also be consumed by sexual scandals involving conservative senators and gay sex.

"At the end of the day, we all have wants and desires and fantasies," says Electra, furrowing her brow. "Some may be deeper than others. When you’re in entertainment you have more freedom to express your sexuality and your fantasies. Political people are a bit different - they often have to be a certain way, and if they’re not in reality, it’s more shocking."

For the record, Electra has not yet decided which presidential candidate she will endorse in 2008, but says she is "extremely excited" by the prospect that America may well have its first female president.

Electra says she is not personally feeling the crunch felt by many in the Los Angeles film milieu, given the current writers’ strike. She was part of the reality-TV phenomenon, with her 2004 series ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave, documenting her marriage to guitarist Dave Navarro. The marriage ended shortly after the show did, with Electra filing for divorce earlier this year.

"I still think marriage can be amazing. It’s a moment in your life when you’re celebrating your love with someone. I’m definitely not against marriage now. I’ll definitely get married again. As a girl, I always saw myself having a big, Brady Bunch family. But getting married in Vegas? No."

Electra found herself in the midst of a tabloid-media frenzy last year when she confessed that she had a "girl crush" on lesbian rocker Joan Jett. "I guess any time you say something to the press you can’t be surprised," she says now. "I stopped telling my crushes to reporters because it takes on a world of its own."

As for the Joan Jett revelation titillating her lesbian fan base, Electra says "I love all my fans and I’m grateful for them. I performed at the Dinah Shore [celebrity golf tournament] two years in a row, and I was honoured. Keep rockin’, girls!" It was there, she says, that it became clear she had a legion of lesbian fans. "And yes, I support same-sex marriage."

Does Electra feel that the intensely sexual nature of her celebrity ever holds her back? "No. I feel like you can walk in the door and people just won’t expect as much from you. When you put an image out there of a sex symbol, people just see that image. So anything you give them outside that image is a plus. I’m grateful, really. I love doing what I do.

"I love the spotlight and I love the cameras."

Each of these nasty sluts get their holes crammed with cock then filled deep with nasty cum! Sunny gets her tight pussy fucked hard then loaded with cum! Cytherea gets her twat slammed til she squirts all over! Jamie gags on cock then gets both holes fucked til she farts her load from deep [...]- [Read more]

Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was ordered held on $75,000 bail after being accused of biting off two-thirds of her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed. The woman has been charged with second-degree domestic-violence assault.

Deputies were called to a house in White Center, an unincorporated suburb south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, King County sheriff’s Detective Scott Tompkins wrote in a probable cause affidavit.

Brummel said he and Cutler kissed several times when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, deputies said. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured.

Brummel and Cutler live at the house with two other renters, all of whom are recovering from drug addiction and agreed to share a “clean and sober” home. Tompkins wrote that Cutler was clearly drunk when detectives arrived, and “her rage was evident and uncontrolled.” Neither of the other residents witnessed the attack, Tompkins wrote.

“Had it not been for Brummel’s yelling … ‘She’s a devil woman!’ and running up and down the stairs, none would’ve known the altercation had taken place,” he wrote.

Big pimpin’ takes center stage as Big Daddy has money on his mind and his bitches in line. The Whackman has been invited to hang with real-life pimps from South Central LA, from the time they wake up until the last hours of the night, and see what it be like when a real pimp [...]- [Read more]

The Supreme Court in Japan has decided to hold an appeal hearing over a lawsuit filed over a custom seizure of a photo book containing nude male genitals at Narita Airport in 1999, opening up for the possibility it will overturn the previous Tokyo High Court ruling, a Kyodo News reports states.

The photo book in question, “Mapplethorpe” by renowned U.S. photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, had been published in Japan in 1994 by Tokyo movie distributor and publishing house “Uplink.” When the president of the company, Takashi Asai, brought the book with him to the United States and later tried to return with it to Japan, it was seized by custom officials at Narita Airport.

Asai is now seeking 2.2 million yen in damages, and is demanding that the court rule the seizure invalid.

At the first instance, the Tokyo District Court, it was ruled that the import ban on the book should be retracted and that the government should pay 700,000 yen in damages to the publishing house president. The Tokyo High Court however overturned that ruling, saying the book “unnecessarily provokes sexual appetite and is an obscene graphic work that goes against a sense of morals on sexuality.“

A similar lawsuit also filed by Asai on another Mapplethorne book ended in 1999 with the Supreme Court acknowledging it is legal for custom inspectors to ban the import of photo collections that can be deemed “obscene”.

The very same book has also been the subject of censorship in the U.K. - in 1998, it was confiscated by police from a Central England University student who was writing a paper on the works of Robert Mapplethorpe. The library from which the book was borrowed was told the book would have to be destroyed.

Another Mapplethorpe book, “Pictures,” was seized from an Australian bookshop by police in 2001.

A young, rich, spoiled wife, Gwendolyn, is sent by her husband to a lesbian training facility to become a better lover, in a mansion nestled in Bel-Air. Gwendolyn soon meets the lesbian Madame Victoria who immediately puts Gwendolyn in her place and starts to take her down the road to lesbian pleasures. It’s a decadent, sex drenched, pussy licking week that Gwendolyn finds herself immersed in. When you go this deep into pussy, can a woman ever come back? It’s Kittens 12…

In the first scene, Gwen (Sunrise) must watch two girls play along side the pool while Mistress Victoria (Taylor) strokes her young body. The action between the girls at the pool is rather tame, but satisfying enough.

The next scene features Gwen’s first encounter with Mistress Victoria’s young slave girl, which is not a particularly great scene. Gwen does not resist as much as a reluctant woman would, yet when she begins to get into the action, she simply licks her partner, who seems as eager as Gwen.

In the following scene, Mistress Victoria takes on another one of her young learners, with most passionate results. The scene includes strap-ons and other toys, and Taylor St. Claire truly demonstrates the sexual powers that she posesses.

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The fourth scene is a fantasy sequence in which Gwen envisions two young women in the most passionate of encounters. This is the movie’s best scene by far, with the action ranging from hot lips and fingers to insatiable strap-ons and anal beads. The two performers also display an exceptionally strong chemistry and deep desire. Truly a wonderful girl/girl moment.

That great scene, however, leaves the final scene very flat, and since it is between Gwen and Taylor, it should be the highlight of the film. Instead, it’s a major disappointment. It’s a beautiful setting in an outdoor fountain, yet all the two girls do is coolly lick each other and Gwen rides a glass toy. This is supposed to be the scene in which Gwen declares herself a full lesbian with no desire to return to her husband. Instead, it feels cold and a little sad. It must have been significantly cut since it’s also the shortest scene of the film.

The visuals of Kittens 12 are very good, first-class production, and for the most part, the sluts in the film are top flight beauties. However, the final scene was such a disappointment that instead of rating this as one of the top girl/girl films to be found, which it could have been, it’s only mildly decent. Worthy of a rental for either Sunrise Adams or Taylor St. Claire fans, but it’s not going in The Whackman’s collection as only 4 mediocre shots were fired.

Norway’s largest erotic chain store (www.kondomeriet.no) was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations.

The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain’s stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday.

"We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG.

Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients.

"We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products.

The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules of importing erotic candy, which should be reported to authorities at least 24 hours before arrival.

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Censors in Singapore have banned the highly-anticipated Microsoft game Mass Effect due to a human-on-alien, girl-on-girl love scene. Mass Effect is the first Microsoft video game to be banned in Singapore by the Media Development Authority.

The scene starts with a conversation between two females, one human and one alien. As the music swells, the human places her hand on the alien’s cheek. There is a close-up of them leaning in towards each other, then a Titanic-style shot of a hand pressing up against a window.

The Australian Classifications Board has already rated Mass Effect MA15+, and the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) rated it for ages 12 and over. The BBFC’s description notes that "the single sex scene is brief and undetailed," and explains that the scene is only triggered by a particular series of choices. A heterosexual version of the scene is shown if the player’s character is male.

Games with stronger heterosexual sex scenes have previously made it past Singapore’s censors. God Of War contains a sex mini-game that depicts the main character in bed with two semi-naked women before the camera pans to a bedside urn shaking in time with the off-screen moans. The sex scene is out of shot, but it contains more soundtrack detail and is interactive. Mass Effect’s lesbian scene is less explicit and is not interactive.

The classifications inconsistency between heterosexual and homosexual content could be due to Singapore’s current political climate surrounding same-sex relationships. In October, Singapore’s parliament decided to keep a ban on sex between men, and Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said that the city-state should keep its conservative values and not allow special rights for homosexuals.

Prior to the recent political attention, games containing homosexual content had been released in Singapore without incident. The number one best-selling game series The Sims, published by EA Games, introduced a same-sex feature with The Sims 2 in 2004. The Sims 2 players have the option to develop a relationship between two female or two male characters. All couples in the game can flirt, marry, and kiss on screen.

The Media Development Authority has not announced any plans to ban The Sims 2 or God Of War. Singapore is the only country to have banned Mass Effect.

Ah The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche… Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin’ The Girl Next Door.

First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin’ body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it’s like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.

Sophia and her big fake and perfectly tanned tits are up next. Brett Rockman and Benjamin Bratt both take turns mouth raping this bitch, then get their hot fingercuff action on, Mr. Bratt at one point stuffing Sophia’s g-string into her mouth ahead of his dick. These dudes continue to violate the fuck outta this young girl, segueing into some hot DP action. Sophia loves it all. She is a slut, and while both her dudes cum on her face she rubs their balls like a pro. Bravo, Sophia!

Bangin’ The Girl Next Door then takes a turn for the worst. Gia Jordan claims to be only 23, and that may indeed be true, but she looks like one of The WhackMan’s fucking aunts with that big ol’ ass of hers. Tyce Bune ain’t exactly in the throes of his prime either, but what really fucked The WhackMan up was the sound of Ms. Jordan’s annoying voice. The WhackMan couldn’t stay hard.

We were on our way to greatness till that fucking last scene, but The WhackMan was still able to take care of business with this one.

Are you in a sexless relationship? According to experts, you are if you have sex less than 10 times a year. So what do you do about it? And do you want to do anything about it?

Some couples are happy with the intimacy they share, regardless of if it involves sex. The only time a sexless relationship becomes a problem is if at least one person is unhappy about it.

It’s been my observation that when people find themselves in sexless relationships, they essentially became resigned to their fate. They claim the reason they stay together is for the kids, or for the finances.

At the end of the day, it’s because they fear change. Some people simply live out a sexless existence and others choose to seek sexual fulfillment outside of the union. Both scenarios are emotionally and mentally unhealthy and are going to come to a head at some point.

Playtime

I believe a toy is a great way to rejuvenate a sexual relationship. It can give her a quick fix between intimacy and it can be an additional tool for her to reach orgasm and feel more satisfied with the sex. It can give him a visually erotic boost and a stronger connection by helping his partner feel more satisfied.

However, minor sexual ruts are one thing. Sexless relationships are something else, and they require more than a battery-operated fix. It’s important to understand the cause of it first.

Is it because of depression, fatigue, resentment or jealousy? Or is one person taking medication that is affecting his or her sex drive? An honest conversation is required to acknowledge the problem. Then, set out to fix out.

Define how often you want to be intimate with each other, and then set goals. Keep it spontaneous, though, because no one likes obligatory sex. Agree on your expectations as to frequency, then discuss what you want. Maybe for her, it’s more foreplay, and for him, it’s more oral stimulation. Then commit to carving out the time and exerting the effort to fulfill your partner.

Open your mind to new ideas and forms of intimacy to make things passionate again. Watching erotic videos of an instructional nature can be a great way to open the door to new ideas and are often more comfortable for people to watch together.

Pick up some erotic literature and read bedtime stories to each other. It doesn’t even have to be critically acclaimed - never underestimate the power of a "Dear Penthouse" letter to get mentally aroused. It doesn’t even have to be erotic as much an educational stimulus to get your creative juices flowing. Anything written by Sadie Alison will do the trick.

Sex is supposed to be the fun part of being an adult. Moreover, regular sex is supposed to be one of the benefits of being in a relationship.

Sex is a natural extension of your relationship, and it is critical to strengthening and maintaining your bond as a couple. It’s the difference between being lovers and roommates.

— by Rachel Dodds, owner and creator of Sexy Girl, a Halifax-based home-party service for women. Check out www.sexygirlparties.com

Here is a land where hot teen starlets discover their sexuality. All wild young sluts sojourn in Teen Land in order to learn how sexy they can be. Is their any reason why The Whackman shouldn’t want to join them? Let’s fuckin do this… Loni, a Latina with large breasts and a big butt, unfortunately has [...]- [Read more]

An international festival of erotic film gets underway in Argentina this week, with a grand prize winner to be chosen from among various entries celebrating on-screen carnal pleasures.

The guest of honor at the 2007 Buenos Aires International Film Festival is ex-porn queen and former member of Italy’s parliament Ilona Staller, known to her fans as "La Cicciolina."

The Hungarian-born porn Staller, a former member of Italy’s Radical Party, was known for her habit of exposing her breasts during political appearances.

Organizers said they were eagerly awaiting her arrival in Buenos Aires. "’La Cicciolina’ has promised to be there, and we’re expecting her," a spokesman said about the film star, now in her mid-fifties, according to news reports.

In addition to selecting a grand prize winner, the event also features an exhibition of sexually suggestive painting and sculpture, offers strip-tease classes to participants, and holds other events dedicated to eroticism.

The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit! Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his [...]- [Read more]